Saturday, September 7, 2013

Introductions

"You want to know about the DreamPlane?  Alright.

"The first thing to know is, there are cats all goddamn over the place.  There's dogs too; pretty much any animal smarter than a fish can dream.  They don't always dream though, I guess, and they aren't always as obvious.  But cats man; they sleep three quarters the day, and they are all over the world.  No matter where you are, at any given time, there are millions of cats sleeping and dreaming.  Dreaming about running.  Dreaming about pouncing.  Dreaming about delicious, four legged, winged, chicken-tuna-mice things.  It's the easiest way to know for certain you are in the Dream Plane and not the Ordinary.

"But maybe that's not what you had in mind."

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